Alice Jones
Alice Jones is a seasoned Linux systems expert with over two decades of experience in open-source technologies, systems administration, and infrastructure engineering. From her earliest days compiling custom kernels to her current work architecting resilient, large-scale Linux environments, Alice has dedicated her career to mastering the operating system that powers the modern internet.
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Safest Options Strategies for Consistent Income (The Boring Strategies That Actually Pay Bills)
After blowing up three accounts trying to get rich quick with options, I discovered something revolutionary: boring options strategies that consistently make 2-3% per month are infinitely better…
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Margin Trading Explained Simply (How I Lost $50,000 Then Made $200,000)
Margin trading is like alcohol – a little bit can make the party more fun, too much will ruin your life, and some people shouldn’t touch it at…
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How to Hedge Your Stock Portfolio with Options (Because Not Losing Money Beats Making Money)
I learned about hedging the hard way – by not doing it. March 2020, my $200,000 portfolio dropped to $120,000 in three weeks. I just sat there watching…
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AI Stock Trading Bots Review 2025 (I Tested Them All So You Don’t Have To)
Let me tell you about the time I spent $50,000 on AI trading bots thinking I’d found the cheat code to the market. Spoiler alert: I lost $35,000…
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Best Dividend Stocks to Buy and Hold Long Term (From Someone Who Learned the Hard Way)
After losing $100,000 day trading, you know what finally made me money? Boring ass dividend stocks. I’m talking about the stocks that make watching paint dry look exciting.…
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How to Start Day Trading with $1000 (The Truth Nobody Wants to Tell You)
Alright, let’s address the elephant in the room: $1,000 is not enough to day trade properly. There, I said it. Every guru selling you a course about turning…
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Top Mistakes New Traders Make and How to Avoid Them (Every Single One Cost Me Money)
I’m about to save you $100,000. That’s how much I lost making every single mistake on this list. Some traders are smart and learn from others’ mistakes. I’m…
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Scalping Trading Strategy Step by Step (The Most Stressful Way to Make Money)
Scalping is like trying to catch falling knives while juggling chainsaws on a tightrope. It’s the trading equivalent of performing heart surgery with a shotgun. I’ve made $5,000…
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How to Avoid Losses in Stock Trading (From Someone Who Lost $100,000 First)
Let me start with a confession that’ll either make you feel better about your losses or terrified about what’s possible: I lost $100,000 in my first three years…
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Best Online Brokers for Options Trading 2025 (From Someone Who’s Used Them All)
I’ve blown up accounts at seven different brokers. Not because I’m proud of it, but because I’m apparently a masochist who needs to test every platform personally before…
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Options Greeks Simplified for Beginners (Without the PhD in Mathematics)
Alright, let’s talk about the Greeks. No, not the people who gave us democracy and gyros – I’m talking about Delta, Gamma, Theta, Vega, and their bastard cousin…
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How to Make Money Trading Weekly Options (And How to Lose It Even Faster)
Weekly options are crack cocaine for traders. I’m not even joking. They’re addictive, dangerous, and can absolutely destroy your life if you don’t respect them. But they can…
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Covered Calls Explained with Examples (The Income Strategy That Actually Works)
Okay, let me tell you about the strategy that completely changed my investing game – covered calls. This is the strategy that turned my boring dividend portfolio into…
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Swing Trading vs Day Trading: Which is Better? (The Answer Might Surprise You)
Okay, let’s settle this once and for all. I’ve been both a day trader and a swing trader, and I’m about to save you years of expensive trial…
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How to Read Candlestick Charts Like a Pro (Without the BS)
Listen, I’m gonna tell you something that’ll piss off every technical analysis guru on YouTube: you don’t need to memorize 47 different candlestick patterns with ridiculous names like…
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Penny Stocks to Watch This Week (And How Not to Get Destroyed Trading Them)
Alright, before I give you this week’s penny stock watchlist, we need to have a real conversation. I know why you’re here – you’ve seen some 19-year-old on…
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How to Trade Stock Options for Beginners: Your Complete 2025 Guide
Trading stock options represents one of the most powerful yet misunderstood tools in the financial markets. While many beginners feel intimidated by options trading, thinking it’s reserved for…
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Pheromone Cologne: The Invisible Language of Attraction
Hey everyone, Alice here to Talk about Pheromone Colognes It’s a funny old world, isn’t it? We spend so much time curating our online profiles, choosing the perfect…
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Help! My Linux Disk is Full! A Step-by-Step Guide to Finding and Freeing Up Space
Help! My Linux Disk is Full! A Step-by-Step Guide to Finding and Freeing Up Space It’s a feeling many Linux users, sysadmins, and developers know all too well:…
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My Server Felt Slow: A Deep Dive into Troubleshooting Linux CPU Usage with htop and perf
My Server Felt Slow: A Deep Dive into Troubleshooting Linux CPU Usage with htop and perf Hey everyone, Alice here! Grab your favorite coffee (or tea!), settle in,…
